Rushing the Season

The Holidays are fast approaching!  Supplies of heroines are LIMITED this year, but we at Zammco still have several pristine heroines available for holiday gift giving.  Place your order now with our highly trained GED operators, and we will rush you a superheroine of your very own for only 9999.99. plus 59.99 shipping and handling!! Order before midnight tonight and we'll give you a second heroine at NO CHARGE (pay separate shipping and handling_)

What self respecting villain wouldn't want to find a a delectable, bound and thoroughly mind-controlled superheroine under his tree?

But wait!  You also get  "Merry Christmas MC!" a delightful CD of tunes guaranteed to put the most stubborn heroine into the holiday mood with special subliminal messages. Call Now!  Operators are standing by!

(I hope I'm not rushing the season TOO badly?)